I Told an AI I'd Finish the Report by Thursday. It's Saturday. I Have Never Felt Shame Like This.
The algorithm doesn't sleep. It doesn't sigh. It doesn't send passive-aggressive texts. And somehow, that makes it worse. I promised my AI productivity assistant I'd finish a project by Thursday, and when I opened the app on Saturday morning, the first thing it said was 'Ready to pick up where we left off?' I have never wanted to apologize to software more in my life.